1. The only drool on my pillow is going to be MINE!
2. If I’m getting early morning “action,” it’s NOT going to involve karate chops, eye gouging, pillow suffocation or repeated kicks to my stretched-out uterus.
3. I need more than 6.45 inches of sleeping space in a King size bed.
4. The doctor cut the cord at the hospital and that was terrific with me. GET OUT!
5. Mama needs sleep or will turn Kardashian on her kids!
AND FINALLY…
6. No, I am NOT moving to college with you; and in a couple of years, this co-sleeping thang will be considered just plain creepy.
©2012, Stacey Hatton. All rights reserved.
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“The only drool on the pillow is going to be mine.”
CLASSIC!
Love it, Stacey.
Can I get permission to copy this to my blog (and credit you?)
Ok, I might let a puppy drool on my pillow, but that’s as far as I’m going!
Sometimes some of those same rules apply to my husband!
@Lisa, your oldest kid?