Are you a parent struggling with a bad back, aching knees or chronic neck pain?  Are you always battling to lift your toddler to and from the car seat or the shopping cart?  Or is your little walker running you wild, yet won’t pee or poop in the potty?

Well, Crazy Lazy Tables has the answer to your chronic pain and potty training woes…

The Move-it-on-up Toddler Changing Table 3000!!

It is constructed of an entire 3/4 inch wide durable laminated beige material.  Just perfect for easy cleaning!

(Not actual photo of product:  unable to stop jumping up and down with excitement long enough to get a picture in focus!)

This one-of-a-kind table includes easy-to-roll-out stairs for your little tike to climb up…YES, you heard me right!   No more lifting your toddler onto the changing table to wipe his heinie.  He can scale these petite easy-skid stairs perfectly constructed for his stubby legs and throw himself willingly onto his back for his favorite past-time…a good ole de-pooping of the crack.

These stairs aren’t just for the overachieving butt wiper in your family.  Oh, no they can also double as exercise equipment for your pride and joy.

“Run up those stairs, Junior!  Make it burn!!”

Or if you don’t want your toddler to be more fit than yourself, which is TOTALLY understandable, we would like to recommend our newest addition to our line.

The U-Lift Me Up Toddler Changing Table (1234 Series)!!!!!!!!!!!

This beauty comes complete with a tiny escalator which has an added safety feature which won’t catch footed P.J.’s or Crocs.

• Muzak can be set at low, medium or nauseating levels when, and only when, the belt is moving.
• No returns are accepted with any brown or yellow stains present.
• If your child decides this apparatus is far too humiliating and immediately heads to the toilet to potty train before the plastic is off the table – no returns for you!

Available in beige, tan, taupe and sand…perfect for your suburban home!

I’d LOVE to hear from you about how well this would work for your potty-training kid! ~ Nurse Mommy

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