Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches are the Bane of My Existence

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Let’s just say there was a time in my simple young life, when an occasional PB&J would light up my face like any other child in the free world.  These were easier times…happier times.  An era when kids didn’t have to worry about much:  just hop on the bike, head home from school, have a bowl of Cheez-its, watch an episode of Gilligan’s Island and then run back outside to join your friends to play whatever was going on in the neighborhood that afternoon.

Well brothers and sistahs, things have changed and I know I am NOT the first to tell you that!!!  When my babies came into the world, my anxiety levels compounded like wart remover:

  • “What am I going to do with these gi-normous breasts after they stop producing milk?”
  • “Suppose someone tries to break into our house and take our infant, and I’m watching it on the baby video monitor, only to realize that the video channels are crossed and it is my neighbor picking up their child to give their baby a bottle in the middle of the night and mine is sound asleep and fine!!”  (True story…happened to a friend!)
  • “Or worse…what if my child has to sit at the dreaded PEANUT TABLE at the school cafeteria in grade school!”  (This is not a joke…a real fear of mine and I say a prayer for every parent and child who has to deal with this allergy.  Scares the living tar out of me!

Well, fast-forward six years and here we are – thank heavens – not at the peanut table, but in our own version of “peanut hell.”  My child will ONLY eat PB&J for lunch.  I know…Nurse Mommy can’t get her child to eat?  Yes!  Shut it.  Either can other specialists and doctors, so there!

So we figured this would be a stage which would eventually pass, and with patience we would keep her eating healthily with fruits and veggies (which she loves), whole grains and dairy; and just not obsess about her obsession, while making her lunch for school.

Then the GREAT day came…duh, duh, dunnah!!!!!

“Mom, tomorrow I’m going to buy my lunch at school.”

(After almost needing a Depends a few decades early, I knew it best not to get overly emotional, or show any emotion, for that matter.)

“Sure. Whatever,” I agreed nonchalantly.  “What are you going to get?”

“They have Peanut Butter and Jelly!!”

OF COURSE THEY DO.

(2012© Hatton, all rights reserved)

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Good Deeds Holiday Shop 2011: Bloomingdales and Children’s Mental Health

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Once again Bloomingdales and Child’s Mind Institute are partnering to raise funds for these special children.  Please check out these gifts if you can’t think of something to give to a friend or loved one during the holidays.  A percentage of the proceeds will go to this campaign. ~ Nurse Mommy

The Child Mind Institute has partnered with Bloomingdale’s again this year for a wonderful selection of gifts that give back. A portion of proceeds from sales of these Good Deeds holiday gifts – and 100% of net proceeds from the Bloomingdale’s Bid for a Dream Holiday charity auction – will be donated to help support our mission to transform mental health care for children everywhere.

Bloomingdale’s has been an extraordinary partner, sharing our dedication to children’s mental health and making a significant contribution to the Child Mind Institute through many special in-store promotions and online initiatives. We’re grateful for their continued support, and we’re proud to present the 2011 Good Deeds holiday collection. STAR-STUDDED HOLIDAY ORNAMENTS BY RADKO Celebrity-designed ornaments crafted by Christopher Radko, exclusively for Bloomingdale’s. $40 each $5 of every sale goes to benefit the Child Mind Institute  Ornaments available in-store as well as online at bloomingdales.com.

Bloomingdale’s has gathered an exclusive network of celebrities and fashion designers to light up the holidays with one-of-a-kind holiday ornaments handmade in Poland. These Christopher Radko ornaments will be sold exclusively at Bloomingdale’s during the 2011 holiday season and are sure to become collectibles.


2011 Little Brown Bear
BLOOMINGDALE’S LITTLE BROWN BEAR
Bloomingdale’s signature holiday teddy bear by Gund. $18
SHOP NOW
$5 of every sale benefits the Child Mind Institute

BLOOMINGDALE’S LITTLE BROWN BEAR 2011 HOLIDAY ECARD
Send bear-y merry greetings to friends and family with this fun ecard. Free
SEND ECARD NOW
Bloomingdale’s will donate $1 to the Child Mind Institute for every ecard sent this holiday season

Theodora & Callum holiday scarf 2011 Bloomingdales

THEODORA & CALLUM EXCLUSIVE BLANKET SCARF
Exclusively at Bloomingdale’s—warm, earthy tones add worldly style to this patterned scarf from Theodora & Callum.
SHOP NOW
15% of sales will be donated to the Child Mind Institute

BID FOR A DREAM CHARITY AUCTION
The Bloomingdale’s “Bid for a Dream Holiday Auction” lineup is full of spectacular travel options that will also benefit the Child Mind Institute. The auction is live now and runs through December 12. All net proceeds will help us accomplish our mission.

START BIDDING NOW

2011 Bid on a Dream

Good luck and Happy Holidays!!!

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Ebay is Not for the Faint of Heart

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Do you run to your mailbox every day promptly at three, and when finding no package, give a full roundhouse kick to the ‘ole federal neighborhood box?  Do you raise your fist at the U.S. Postmaster as you drive by the post office and then sink down in your leather seats, in fear that maybe surveillance cameras are recording your behavior? Do your children wail when you speed away from the mailbox empty handed again as you bark out more false promises?  If any of this sounds familiar, you just might be another parental victim of an Ebay toy scandal.

If you ever have the desire to educate your young children on how Ebay or “bidding” works…FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD AND PURE…DON’T!!!!  Your life truly will never be the same.  Teaching a child how to earn money and save up for a favorite toy is one thing; but whatever you do – do NOT let them pick out their toy on Ebay.  You are asking for disaster, and one that could possibly turn your child into a neurotic, nervous, obsessive mess.  That is a job for adults not a grade schooler!

This fiasco started when a young girl wanted a Polly Pocket Cruise ship exactly like her cousins.  Not the one that is in the stores now, but the one that came out 2 years ago and is no longer sold anywhere, but by bored people on Ebay.  Trying to talk her out of this purchase was not going to happen, so the worn down mother decided to turn this into a learning experience about cash flow and bartering.

The young girl did well with the bartering and came in with a low bid and won the item easily.  Success!  Now the lesson of patience was to be instilled.  It would be 7-10 days before the item would arrive.  This in the eyes of a 5 year old (which is similar to ‘dog years’) is close to the wait time of 33 years.

After 14 days, and no package, the mother emailed the seller to notify them that the shipment still hadn’t arrived.  They appeared shocked and asked for the address.  Odd, but verified the address.  Now the child after day 8 or 10 started having nightmares, screaming out for the “cruise boat,” and started picking at her bug bites so that they would bleed all day long. Lovely!

Thirty days into what would soon be referred to as the “Ebay Disaster of 2011,” the child started telling every person she met repeatedly that she couldn’t do anything because she was so sad about the cruise ship.  Can’t finish her work at school…the boat.  Learn her dance routine…not today, the boat didn’t come in.  The girl’s mother and father considered purchasing a real cruise ship – it would be easier and much faster, and perhaps calm down their child, if it came in pink.

Now at 45 days, the seller notified the buyer that the package had been returned to her.  Apparently, the cruise ship had been ordered to take a Caribbean month long cruise and since the toy didn’t have hands or opposable thumbs, it couldn’t send an email or text to let us know.

Finally, the child is happy that the boat has been located and can be seen talking to God through her bedroom window every night discussing His plan for the BIG ARRIVAL.  But all I can say is…just say no to your children every chance you get.  If they want something mailed, or ordered or shipped or bussed in, tell them “HECK, NO!”

Believe me… you just can’t handle this kind of stress!

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