Winner of Mommy Mixology book contest announcement

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Winner of the book “Mommy Mixology: a Cocktail for Every Calamity” by Janet Frongillo is…

CAN I GET A LITTLE HELP HERE, DR. SCHOLL? (who btw is in DESPERATE need of a pedi!!)

Lisa T. from New Jersey!!!! (oh, MY! The crowd goes wild, they must have read your blog before.  I’ll give you a shout out and mail you the book.  It is soooo fabu!**)

**this contest was NOT rigged.  I gave the entire free world a chance at winning this book and as it turns out only my friends were the ones in the running.  That’s the way of the world, Contest SLACKAHS!!)

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MOMMY MIXOLOGY BOOK GIVEAWAY- by Janet Frongillo

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One perk of having funny and talented friends is that someday one of them will eventually write a book that will be PUBLISHED and be HILARIOUS and make you SO freaking jealous THRILLED for their success!

Janet Frongillo (pronounced Frahn-jello – like the shot) is has not only written one of the funniest mommy books EVAH, it is one that is the perfect gift for any good friend who has just had a baby and is overjoyed with love for her bundle of joy, yet overwhelmed from sleep deprivation and 10 months of no cocktails!

MOMMY MIXOLOGY  – A Cocktail for Every Calamity says, “Do juice boxes come in Mojito? Motherhood is ‘memorable,’ but all too often for its calamities.  Fortunately, Mommy Mixology shares stories, sympathies and some strong drinks to keep you laughing through it all.”

In this crazy funny cocktail book are Virgin drink recipes for after conception (“Watermelon Weigh-in”); but then the alcohol enters the picture when the mom isn’t breastfeeding and she needs an adult bevy: a “Colicky Cider” or a “Muffintopmommy Mudslide,” or a toddler tumbler of “Cosmopotty,” “Bloody Binky,” or a seasonal “Scary Santa.”

My favorite is a toss up between the “Penis Colada” for when boys will be boys or the “Kindergarten Cooler” where she invites you to mix the appropriate alcohol with 6 oz of fruit punch or 1 juice box!  Hey-hey-hey it’s Kool-aid time!! (for adults only, please!)

All of these come with stories about being a mom and how exhausting and frustrating it can be at times. And sometimes after we get the kids down for bed, we can curl up on the couch with our mate, mix up a “Fundraiser Flop” and have a big laugh.  Lord knows we all need a LOT of laughs while raising these munchkins!

Janet’s publisher, Ulysses Press, is letting Nurse Mommy Laughs giveaway ONE COPY of MOMMY MIXOLOGY to one lucky reader.  So here are the rules:

1)      Click on the comment button.

2)      Sign in

3)      Say you’d like the book

4)      Wait until I say go…

5)      Now, GO!


If you would like to see Janet’s other work on her crazy, HIGH-LAHR-IOUS blog… www.Muffintopmommy.com, please do so.  She won’t hate you for it!  Tell her some crazy nurse from Kansas sent ya!

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MEDICAL SCRUBS CONTEST WINNER!!

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CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNER!!!

There were so many entrants to Uniform Advantage’s $25 gift card for scrubs, Dr. Scholl and I just decided to knock off one of the prizes and give it to the nicest, funniest, hard-working-iest, most ticklish, and classiest nurse in the biz….

Dr. Scholl, would you please draw the name from the basket? (a hush falls over the room)

JOLENE TOGLER!!!!**

**Actually, she was the only nurse with cohunes big enough to ENTER the contest.  She did so with a brilliant poem about butter… but she still deserved it!!

Congrats, Jolene!

We will get in touch via email how to pick up your prize!

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