Dr. Scholl is in the closet and we have a Winner!!!

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teach children kindnessDespite all the sadness in the world after the tragedy at the Boston marathon yesterday afternoon, I am going to try to be the beer bottle is three-quarters full kind of gal, and with the Southie mentality…I’m gonna kick that bastahd in the nards and then hand out my award to the winner of the book, “I Just Want to Pee Alone.” How ya like them apples?!
(Prayers and love to my extended family and Matt Damon- ’cause I luff him and my hubby is fine with it)

…and the winner is…Darlene S. from Jersey!!! (YAY!!!!!) Darlene won by 1 point, so tenacity paid off my friend!

The Rafflecopter was an adventure for me. I was a bit afraid that this way of choosing the winner wouldn’t work and it would choose me and announce it to my readers and I would look like a dork. But really, I don’t appear to look any worse off than I did before this contest and I didn’t have to pick a name with my feet. (Which truly is dorky at ALL!!)

Drum roll, Dr. Scholl!

Drum roll, Dr. Scholl!


There will be other contests for the book, so if you didn’t win, don’t be a hater. OR…there is even a thing called Amazon.com where you can buy a copy of the book and they will even deliver it to your door!! MAGIC. Just make sure to click on my link above on the right if you are reading this on your desktop/laptop or at the bottom of my posts if you are reading me on your phone. (That way I actually get to make a little money off the sale, instead of just the “man”)

Darlene, send me a private email with your addy and I’ll get you your book! I’ll even sign it if you want. That will be worth a whole dime!!

xoxo Stacey

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“I Just Want to Pee Alone” best-selling book giveaway!!!

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Fancy. That’s all I can say about this giveaway. It’s so fancy, I can hardly stand it!

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One winner will be chosen by my fancy computer’s thing-a-ma-role to receive a free copy of the best-selling book, “I Just Want to Pee Alone.” Don’t ask me how this contest works, ’cause my IT guy, who I just call “Mr. It,” says the Rafflecopter is legit and more trust-worthy than my long-standing partner, Dr. Scholl who has for the past 4 years been picking names out of a wicker basket. We are still very close, but I had to step it up a bit with this book thang.

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(Really, if you want to know the truth…I am in dire need of a pedi and am too grossed out to take a current pic of my feet, so I turned my amp up to eleven and we are rockin’ this Pee book out!)

Here’s to a Dose of Good Luck!

a Rafflecopter giveaway

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The Great UA Contest: Calling all nurses…

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Calling all Nurses who like free stuff!!!                 (Is that an oxymoron?)

Don’t worry your capless head, we don’t want your urine sample for analysis (UA).

This is a certified “too-legit-to-quit” contest with the GRAND PRIZE being… (drum roll, Dr. Scholl)

A FREE – yes, that’s right. A FREE – $25.00 gift card for SCRUBS from my dear friends at Uniform Advantage (UA)  for TWO Nurse Mommy readers!  (Okay, I’ve never met them, but they’re giving away free scrubs, so they have to be good peeps.) Can I hear 50 shades of Hey?!

All you have to do is give up your first child and sign over your next 10 (ten) paychecks to “Nurse Mommy”…KIDDING!  I said FREE, do you have a problem with that?  Don’t make a liar out of the nurse, they’ll revoke my license!

So Ladies and Gents, come check out Uniform Advantage’s website and their new products!  They have a line called “Butter-Soft Scrubs.”  Nurses have been known to be caught skipping down hallways rubbing their soft scrubs and quietly muttering, “Mmmh, these scrubs are like buttah!”**

**This line of scrubs promises to not add calories or increase your BMI for the wearer of the uniform.

 

http://www.uniformadvantage.com

 

HOW TO ENTER:

  1. Please just mention why you like or dislike butter in the comment section of the Nurse Mommy Laughs website.
  2. Two winners will be drawn next week by Dr. Scholl (my assistant) and announced at that time. 
    Good luck and happy buttery thoughts!

~ Nurse Mommy

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