Pink…Still?

Now I am going to say that my children are not out of the ordinary, unless you talk about their cuteness, intelligence, and goodness – I am their mother, after all.  BUT, I really don’t understand a young girl’s obsession with the color pink.

It can be light pink, carnation pink, fuchsia, maroon, bubblegum pink, or mauve but it HAS to be pink.  Everything.  All of the clothes, the hair bows, headbands, watches, socks, underwear, shoes, wall color…you get the picture.

I totally understand that some young girls find something they love and want to stick with it.  I loved Donny Osmond and that lasted a good couple of years, but the lust for the color pink can weigh much heavier.  Can someone explain this to me?

Several times in college I became obsessed with pink; however, it was only after a red sock got stuck in the white wash and then for the next semester I was known as the “chick in pink.”  Yes, I’m scarred.  Maybe this is why I am so over this stage.

I was the first mom to tell my friends, “Don’t worry it’s only a stage and they will try a different palette at some point.”  Little did I know that “some point” would roll into almost 3 years – with no signs of slowing down either!

After shaking my head again at the laundry washer jam-packed with the pink load, it became clear that perhaps I am a pink enabler.  It’s like the toddlers who unfortunately weigh over 100 pounds and the parents complain about how they can’t get their child to stop eating.

Always yelling at the TV screen, “If you would stop buying so much junk food and giving it to your child, he would have a chance at maintaining a healthy weight!”  Yes, I am also a closeted TV hollerer, but that’s out now too.  Apparently I’m going to air all my dirty (and pink) laundry today!

I am going to slowly introduce my girls to shades of blue and greens, and ease them into browns and taupes.  This may be a weaning process which could be as difficult as getting them off the pacifier or the bottle, but I know it will be as rewarding for all of us!

If you, too, are a “pink” enabler, please contact my parent support group at www.PinkRnotUs.com.  We can get through this together if we stand tall and strong!

Kick the Common Cold and the Kleenex it Rode in On

Originally, posted in KC Parent magazine on 1/1/2010

If you are a worrier, jump to the next paragraph, because I’m here to tell you there are more than 200 viruses which cause the common cold. Great! No wonder a child gets so many colds a year. The American Academy of Pediatrics states, “In the first two years of life alone, most youngsters have eight to ten colds.” You may recognize these…

Signs and Symptoms

  • Sneezing
  • Stuffy/runny nose
  • Sore throat
  • Coughing
  • Watery eyes
  • Mild headache

People generally contract a cold from a cough or sneeze or direct contact with an infected person. Colds resolve within one week, but can last up to two weeks. Symptoms appear two to three days after initial exposure.

Treatment There are no medications to cure the common cold. All a parent can do, according to Shahnaz Pedram, an Overland Park pharmacist, is let the cold “run its course. Just try to help the child be comfortable and hydrated.” Child Care Limited Pediatrics’ Dr. Megan Loeb, KCMO, says parents of infants need to “keep the head of the bed elevated if possible. Use saline drops and bulb to suction a baby’s nose as needed.” She also recommends a cool mist humidifier in the baby’s room.

For older kids, Loeb has parents instruct them to blow their nose and “use saline spray throughout the day.” She instructs the child to get plenty of rest. “(Having) the child slow down a bit so they can get and stay healthy” is key to a speedy recovery. Angie Roth, mother of a preschooler and a 17-month-old, says when her kids are sick, they “spend a lot of time in the rocking chair.” She is also “a fan of sterile saline nasal mist and the vapor plug-in unit(s).”

When to Call the Doctor
Loeb says that if your child experiences cold “symptoms lasting longer than two weeks, worsening respiratory symptoms (especially fast and heavy breathing), fever that is not improving after two to three days or signs of dehydration” you should call your child’s provider. “If the child is under 2 months of age, (she) would want to hear about a fever immediately.”

Prevention of Colds
Proper hand washing is the best way to prevent getting or spreading the common cold. Using warm, soapy water and rubbing hands briskly for 15 seconds is recommended –same amount of time to sing through the ABCs. Cover your mouth with the crook of your elbow, when coughing or sneezing. If you sneeze or cough into your hand or tissue, make sure to wash your hands with every instance. Alcohol-based hand sanitizers are as effective as hand washing; liberally apply and rub until your hands are dry.

Rulings on Pediatric Cold & Cough Meds
In October of 2007, after the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported infant deaths linked to pediatric cold and cough medicines, 14 were pulled off the shelves by the drug-makers. The Food and Drug Administration and drug manufacturers are currently not recommending any over-the-counter cold medicines for children under 4 years.

Finally, the only way to catch the common cold is to contract the virus. Don’t let any wife tell you otherwise. So feel free to run outside without a coat in the freezing rain – just don’t let anyone sneeze or cough on you while you’re doing it!

Stacey Hatton is a KC nurse and mom of 2 girls, and after finishing this article will bathe in hand sanitizer and dump all her expired medications down the drain.

The New Zodiac Chart is Charming

I don’t how many of you were mortified by the changing of our astrological signs last week; but let me tell you the social networks were all a buzzin’ with the uproar of Leos, crabby Cancers, and Geminis around the globe were so confused they all sprouted a third head!

Now when I first got the news, I thought what a great April Fool’s day hoax!  These pranksters will get everybody steaming mad and then announce it was the “The War of the Worlds, Part II.”  What fun to laugh over how well they got everyone’s undies in a pinch.  Embarrassingly, much later I realized we were only a small portion through January, so either the April prank got an early release or this might be REAL!

*Da, da, duh, duh*

So you ask, “How can the twinkle, twinkles realign, forcing me to change my standard ‘bar pickup line’ response?”  (Aquarius…according to the accurate charts.)

Last week, a Minneapolis astronomer and junior college professor, Parke Kunkle, announced the earth wobbled causing a new astrological sign to been added to the zodiac chart.  REALLY?

If I were serious about adding a new zodiac sign, I probably wouldn’t name it Ophiuchus.

“Excuse me, but how do you pronounce this new sign, Professor Kunkle?”

“Oh-phuck-us.  The ‘i’ is silent. It is the ancient constellation of a charmed snake holder.”

Oh, now I believe you…

So here is the new and ridiculous improved chart:
Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11
Pisces: March 11-April 18
Aries: April 18-May 13
Taurus: May 13-June 21
Gemini: June 21-July 20
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29
Ophiuchus Nov. 29-Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20

As most of you already know…I have numerous reputable and reliable sources at various drug stores in the metro.  Apparently, the rumor going around the blood pressure cuff and vibrating massage chair is shocking!

Shhh!  Don’t tell anyone, but the makers of Tylenol are responsible for the change in the zodiac chart!

I know…I didn’t believe it at first either, but it makes sense.  Just last week, the Federal Drug Agency came down hard on drug makers of narcotics that are combined with acetaminophen.  Just because people were not aware of the dangers to their livers, and were overdosing and/or just plain dying, the government started putting their foot down.

The FDA threatened them to either fix the drugs or remove controlled substances such as Percocet, Vicodin, Lortab and other fabulous medications from the market.  What are post c-section moms supposed to do?

“Here just bite on this piece of leather for 2 weeks until the pain subsides,” Nurse Mina recommends with a smirk.

The makers of Tylenol must have panicked, and wanting to take the spotlight off themselves to save the business, they paid off Mr. Kunkle to change the zodiac chart to get all of our charmed snakes in a tizzy.

I’ll keep you posted on what my sources are saying in the next few weeks, but for now…the drug makers again have really “Ophiuchus-ed” the public this time!

(ATTENTION: Under no circumstances is any of this report true or accurate.  The people and the companies mentioned are in no way, shape or form related to this fictitional travesty.  So no calls, letters, faxes, emails or snarky quips from lawyers, please!)
(©2010 Hatton. All rights reserved)

Lawrence dentist offering program on TMJ

(previously published in the Lawrence Journal-World news – 01.10.11)

Think teeth grinding can be a real pain?

Just ask Kate Whitsel, a junior at Kansas State University, who drives 90 minutes twice a month to Lawrence to visit dentist Jim Otten for severe TMJ issues.

But the road time, Whitsel says, has been worth it.

“I was told I would need surgery by one (dentist), and then another dentist said to see a TMJ specialist, Dr. Otten. After the first couple of weeks, I was a new person,” Whitsel says.

Jim Otten, a Lawrence dentist, uses two plastic sheets that leave marks on a mouthpiece that Kate Whitsel, 20, of Manhattan, wears to correct her teeth. Photo by Richard Gwin

Jim Otten, a Lawrence dentist, uses two plastic sheets that leave marks on a mouthpiece that Kate Whitsel, 20, of Manhattan, wears to correct her teeth.

Headache: It’s Enough to make You Grind Your Teeth! The Role of Bite Problems

When: 6:30 p.m.-7:30 p.m. Thursday

Where: Lawrence Memorial Hospital, Meeting Room A, 325 Maine.

Cost: Free. Register by calling 749-5800 or visiting www.lmh.org.

For others who suspect teeth grinding is behind restless nights and head and jaw aches and pains, Otten will give a program titled “Headache: It’s Enough to Make You Grind Your Teeth! The Role of Bite Problems” on Thursday as part of Lawrence Memorial Hospital’s ConnectCare series.

What causes TMJD?

The temporomandibular joints allow your jaw to open and close effectively, chew and speak. If the joints are defective, dislocated, or degenerated, facial or joint pain, jaw “clicking” or limitation of movement can occur.

Otten says, “There is a lot of confusion in the medical and dental community about what causes TMJD to occur and why. For example, why do some patients with degenerative changes in the joint have facial pain, and others don’t hurt at all?”

Patients need to be individually evaluated and treated. No one case is the same with TM problems.

“This disorder is generally progressive over time,” Otten says. “So for increased success, proper therapy has to begin early and be patient specific.”

Who is affected?

The National Institute of Dental and Craniofacial Research reports, “TMJ (disorders) are the second most commonly occurring musculoskeletal condition, resulting in pain and disability (after chronic low back pain), affecting approximately 5 to 12 percent of the population. About half to two-thirds of those with TMJ disorders will seek treatment. Among these, approximately 15 percent will develop chronic TMJD.”

Otten says, “In our internal practice studies we have noted that approximately 65 percent of adults have verifiable degenerative changes in one or both TM joints. These numbers are also increasing in young women.”

He says that women seek treatment at a rate of nine to one over men, and women also have a significantly higher frequency of joint breakdown and more severe effects.

Otten also reports that in his practice, 15- to 45 year-old females are the “highest demographic group with profound problems of muscle hyper-contraction and/or breakdown in the TM joint.”

Diagnosis

According to the American Dental Association, a dentist can help identify the source of the pain with a thorough exam and appropriate X-rays. But some types of pain, the cause is not easily diagnosed.

Arthritis may be a culprit of TM problems, as well as dislocation or injury. If the physiology of the joint and surrounding muscles don’t fit together correctly (a poor bite) a TMJD diagnosis is probable.

Stress and teeth grinding (bruxism) are also considered as possible factors, according to the ADA.

Otten says while headaches may not occur for all TMJ disorder patients, it’s a frequent symptom.

Therapies

The overall premise for treating TMJ disorders is uncovering all the factors which lead to this painful condition.

“(We) look at all environmental, structural and physiologic factors as well as the genetic susceptibility and host resistance,” Otten says. “One of the primary therapies we use is bite (occlusal) splint therapy.”

This therapeutic device is not a typical night guard but is similar to physical therapy for your face and TM joints.

Otten’s office also teaches their patients how to avoid clenching their teeth throughout the day, as well as other techniques.

“The splint is used mostly at night and at times in the day when the patient may need some relief,” he says. “We can see 90 percent improvements in 90 percent of patients and sustain this over time.

“In general, men will grind their teeth away with very little pain and no physical symptoms,” he adds. “Women have more symptoms affecting the jaw joint and cartilage breakdown. They both require proper evaluation, diagnosis and treatment.”

K-State student Whitsel hopes her treatment will continue to alleviate her pain, which included a headache that persisted nearly seven months.

“I just couldn’t get rid of it,” she says. “I had muscle spasms in my neck and shoulders, too.

“Now my jaw is slowly moving back to where it should be, and I have less joint pain.”