All Forms of Modeling Clay or Colored Dough Are BANNED!!!

Woman bound with string.

A (VERY SHORT) ONE ACT about losing it in Motherhood (CRAZY WOMAN dressed in all black workout attire (a slimming color, you know) throws open back door to quiet suburb, since no one in their cotton pickin’ mind would hang out in 110 degree weather.  She hollers back over her shoulder to what appears to be her children by all who are watching from their living room windows…)  (CRAZY WOMAN is banging out placemats, napkins and various other seat cushions on the porch rails during her rant) CRAZY WOMAN:  I’VE HAD IT!  NO MORE DOUGH OF ANY KIND!  I’ve been the nice mom for four entire years.  F-O-U-R years!!  No other moms do that.  They gave up that stuff years ago.  Or better yet, they never allowed it in their house at all. I knew you were creative children who needed an ... [ Read More ]