I Have a Crazy Hair

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Have you ever been so crazy about a lost item, the next thing to lose was your mind? It’s happening right here in the heartland of our country. No, it’s not that Black Friday has lost its staying power by oozing its way earlier every year. I’m saying, I’ve lost my tweezers for the umpteenth time and I’m going to go postal!!

Oh, you twitter, tee-hee or laugh aloud. You think it’s cute or perhaps brings up memories of the time you lost something silly or trivial. Well, let me tell you peeps THIS is different!! And three weeks into chin growth, I am a prickly woman on a mission!

“So go and buy a new pair, ridiculous woman!” you say? Really. What a novel idea. Why hadn’t I thought of that? FIVE inadequate pairs later and tapping into my children’s college fund, I still can’t find a pair to pull out the mothah of all hairs, and I’m NOT going to shave them off, so don’t ask!

You must think I’m some wooly mammoth or Neanderthal wife, but I’m not. I have one, two, thrice hairs…but they are made of steel. If I were to travel by air over the holidays, I would set off alarms.

**BEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

“Please Ma’am, empty out your pockets,” says the ever-lively TSA personnel.

“There are no pockets in mommy sweatpants,” I reply with head hanging low.

“Do you have any watches, jewelry, or belts you forgot to remove?”

“No.” I whisper. “I haven’t worn a belt since my first child was born.”

“Step to the side so we can use the wand, please.” says the understanding TSA worker.

“OK! So I lost my tweezers and I can’t get these chin hairs out and they are made of steel, I tell ya! Have you happened to confiscate any tweezers from anyone? Please, can I go through that bucket and search for a good pair. I’m having no luck and I can’t get these suckers out?”

When you hit bottom, you hit bottom. This afternoon I might just load up the kids in the minivan and take a drive up to the airport to go through that bucket. Maybe TSA will have a good pair like the one’s I lost weeks ago.

I’m that desperate!!!
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Tourette Syndrome – Not a laughing matter

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This story is close to my heart because this is a gene which has been diving in and out of my family pool for several generations.  I watched a family member struggle with it for years.  Over many years he learned to  live with the side effects and tics (physical and mental) and become a strong independent member of society.  I admire his strength and tenacity and how he let what the public thinks are harmless jokes not wound his soul.  EACH JOKE ABOUT TOURETTES STABS THEM IN THE HEART…DEEPLY.  Thanks for taking the time to read this even if you don’t have anyone in your life with this disease! ~ Nurse Mommy

(Source: Centers for Disease Control and Prevention – CDC, June 8, 2012)

Direct link to story:  http://www.cdc.gov/features/TouretteAwareness/

Tourette Syndrome: Mike’s Story

Tourette Syndrome is a disorder that affects the nervous system. People with Tourette Syndrome have movements and vocalizations they cannot control, called motor and vocal (or phonic) tics. Tourette Syndrome is often associated with at least one additional mental, emotional, or behavioral condition such as ADHD and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Mike’s Story
Tourette Syndrome: Overcoming the Odds

“My name is Mike Higgins and I am a father, a pastor, a husband, a dean of students of a seminary, a minister, a full colonel in the United States Army, and I have Tourette Syndrome.

“The first time I heard the word ‘Tourette Syndrome’ from the doctor I had no idea what he was talking about. I had never heard of it. I didn’t know anybody who had ever heard of it before. There were a lot of days as a 12 year-old when I would lay in bed and think about what was happening to me that I could not control. It caused me to wonder, ‘Why was I born like this?’

“I think that I was not diagnosed until I was 28 years old because our family doctors didn’t know about Tourette Syndrome. I had been training for three weeks in Death Valley, California, and I was really hot, really dirty, really tired, and my tics were all over the place. My battalion commander noticed and ordered me to get checked out. Finally, I met a neurologist who asked me if anybody in my family had ever had this. I told him that my grandfather did. And he said, ‘I think I know what you have.’

“I didn’t think that I was ever going to be married because it seemed like it was hard enough to just be single with Tourette Syndrome. But in my family life now, it’s just who I am. I think that my wife Renee is such a spiritually mature woman and I still look up to her because she’s been my champion in all of this, helping me along, and has really been there by my side. She has never treated me as a victim and refuses to let me be a victim.

“The churches that I’ve been in have very celebratory worship styles. When I’m preaching, I don’t tic a lot; sometimes not at all. It seems like there’s a grace period I get when I’m focused on something that I’m passionate about. If we can educate the ministers, pastors, and religious leaders about Tourette’s, then they can go on to educate folks in their congregations, families of children with Tourette’s, and also folks who don’t understand Tourette’s.

“I don’t think Tourette’s takes away your dreams. I just think that it may put an extra wall or two between you and accomplishing your dreams. But you can get over the walls. As I say, ‘You may have Tourette Syndrome, but it doesn’t have to have you.’”

CDC would like to thank Mike Higgins and the National Tourette Syndrome Association (TSA)External Web Site Icon for sharing this personal story.

Increasing Awareness and Understanding

Did You Know?

  • 3 of every 1,000 children 6 through 17 years of age have been diagnosed with Tourette Syndrome; this represents approximately 148,000 U.S. children.
  • Tourette Syndrome is three times more common among boys than among girls.
  • Tourette Syndrome affects all racial and ethnic groups; however, Hispanic children and non-Hispanic Black children are less likely to be diagnosed than non-Hispanic White children.
  • Although tic symptoms can decrease as a child reaches adulthood, related conditions like obsessive compulsive disorder may continue to have a substantial impact on a person’s life.

Tourette Syndrome can make it difficult for children and adults to fit in, particularly when people don’t understand the condition. Awareness and education of peers and teachers are critical for helping people with Tourette Syndrome become more accepted and understood, and succeed in school.

Tourette Syndrome is complicated to diagnose and treat and many health care professionals may be unaware of the best way to manage Tourette Syndrome. There is no known cure for Tourette Syndrome, but there are behavioral treatments and medications that can lessen the symptoms and help people with Tourette Syndrome lead healthy and successful lives.

To ensure that children and adults living with Tourette Syndrome reach their full potential for healthy and productive lives, CDC’s National Center on Birth Defects and Developmental Disabilities partners with and provides funding for the Tourette Syndrome Association (TSA) to provide much needed educational programs. The goal of these programs is to increase awareness and acceptance of Tourette Syndrome, access to health services, and opportunities to succeed in school and work. The program provides education for health and school professionals, people with Tourette Syndrome, their families, and the general public about the recognition, diagnosis, and treatment of this condition.

The CDC-TSA outreach program has conducted over 520 education programs for 32,000 professionals and community members throughout the U.S. and makes special efforts to reach out to minority and underserved communities. Participants of the program have reported learning new information on Tourette Syndrome diagnosis and treatment, improving their skills, and changing their practice in working with people with Tourette Syndrome.

  • 70% of health care professionals and over 80% of educators reported an increase in their knowledge and understanding of Tourette Syndrome.
  • 82% of health care professionals and 86% of educators reported that they planned to use what they learned with their patients or students with Tourette Syndrome.
  • 76% of parents who attended community programs reported that they planned to use what they learned to manage their child’s Tourette Syndrome, and 81% planned to use what they learned to address a specific need or concern.

Education and outreach is just one aspect of CDC’s work on Tourette Syndrome. NCBDDD is working to improve the lives of individuals with Tourette Syndrome and their families, and help create communities and institutions that support the potential for full, productive living for people with this condition. Early and appropriate identification and management can limit the impact of Tourette Syndrome and the associated conditions on individuals, their families and communities.

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Super-size me, San Antonio!

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Many moons ago, when I was a petite, single Kansas City cowgirl, I hightailed across the United States loving life as only wild and crazy thespians (it’s a person in the theater – look it up! ) types can. I came to know through my travels, Texas always welcomed everybody with open arms and a slap on the rear – ‘cause Texans pride themselves on BIG…and I’m not talking about the size of their boots (and I’m not talking about my rear!) Texans just prefer everything BIG and this isn’t news to y’all who own a TV, computer or read newspapers.  It’s just how Texans’ saunter!

Now I haven’t been back to Texas in some 20 years, and since I haven’t changed at ALL during that time, neither could have Texas.  So I planned me a Spring Break trip for my hubster and me (sans chillens), so as to take in what the doctor ordered:  to kick off our Midwestern Birkenstocks, find some quiet and relax a piece in San Antonio, TX.

First off, I should remind y’all I’m no whipper snapper.  I’ve matured nicely. As have the strength of my reading glasses.  The state of Texas; however, was still crying out like a new calf on its first rodeo day.  During the weeklong party before St. Paddy’s weekend (which we shuffled through single file), scores of middle-aged green-wearing, stroller-pushing, slurring and stumbling tourists flocked in droves. And with the sidewalks right on up that bright green Texas-Irish river, that can only spell one thing…big, green, W-E-T cowboys.  Not that we got to witness one, but I betcha an Irish Lone Star beer that those sirens we kept hearing were people on the other side of the loop waking up resembling green Oompa Loompas.

When your drunk cowboy (Not mine. Really.) falls sideways out of his chair at an Irish pub, here’s a tip for his party gal, “Don’t holler, ‘One more round for Texas Tech!’”  You’ll only leave 2 minutes later with full supersized beers on your table, and your “drunken cowboy” has a darn good chance of becoming your “sunken cowboy.”

The most shocking observation I witnessed was the strollerfulls of babies and toddlers on the loose.  I personally wouldn’t think kiddos would be prime choice for a St. Patrick’s Day river sideshow.  But these parents thought ahead!  They had their 5 year-olds watching their babies so the adults could get their drink on!  Way to be responsible.

Alas, our vacation was finally done so we moseyed to the airport, praying not miss our jumbo jet aimed at Dodge.  But I guess I didn’t stuff enough food and drink in my mouth during the week because my non-Texas “abs of steel” caused me to be escorted to the frisking area of airport security.  This was a first for me and the sheer unknown up ahead was titillating!

So security had me put my right foot out (aligned on a photo outline of a Sasquatch foot) which I’m sure was loaded with foot fungus, but I bit my tongue asking for a squirt of Tinactin foot spray because these people are capable of granting a full body cavity search.

Then TSA had me put my left foot out, and before you know it I had my arms in the air and it took everything in my power not to “turn myself about” and start singing the Hokey-Pokey; but once again… image of the cavity search, stopped me in my Sasquatch tracks.

After my near “TSA tango” experience, I excitedly shared with my engineer husband of how I needed to get this story out of my head and onto paper STAT!  His left-brained response was, “You need to get out more!”  You saw it here in print!  My husband promised me another vacation!!  “Yeehaw!”

Next time, however, I’m taking my abs-of-steel to Mardi Gras for some peace and quiet!

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